Maanantaiaamuna krapula ja vapina, tuijotan vessan seinää..osa II

Eli tulimme kertomaan kaikkien rakastamasta aiheesta nimeltä ToK-cruise!!

Tänä vuonna ToK-cruiselle osallistui maksimaalinen määrä oululaisia opiskelijoita:  kaksi IB1(Ankero & Vinkero), kaksi IB2 (Yamato & Ricchan) sekä yksi ex-IB:läinen nimeltänsä Yuni-sensei.

Ja nyt itse tarinaan, joka kerrotaan Yaman näkökulmasta

Elis..aamulla 7.15 lähti juna puksuttamaan Iisalmesta kohti Turqua *via Pasila >.<* Väsytti ja janotti, mutta luin silti koko matkan ajan kirjaa nimeltä Paloverde. Pasilassa sitten päädyimme Yuni-sensein kanssa samaan junaan hölisemään Yuni-sensein uusista ihQista kirjoista, lehdistä, badgeista, pelikorteista..ja jostain muusta yhtä randomista >.<

Shitten.. TurQ . Nice place..maybe? The shops looked nice so.. Ja maisemat myäs. Suunnistettiin *mitä?* puol tuntia etsien hostel Turkua, lopulta löytäen sen erään nurkan takaa>.< Respassa saatiin sitten avaimet ja Yuni-sensei parin minuutin ähertämisen jälkeen saa oven avattua*ja tämä pari minuuttia vain sen takia ettei neiti ollut lukenut avaimessa olevia käyttöohjeita..-____-’* Nenivei, huoneessa levittäydymme isosti, jättäen pojille ah-niin-pienessä-nurkassa-olevan-pedin*mwahahahahaa!*

And then off to TurQs iltaemälä! Etsimme paikkaa josta hakea aamiaistavaraa, joka löytyi mukavan läheltä and including Alko! So, we bought something for breakfast + booze for the night! Shitten päätimme löytää paikan, jossa voisimme mahamme täyttää ruualla ettei päivä menisi mönkään sen takia että olisi nälkä.*and I just realised my story so far sux..and bad..Well, wuddya know..^^* Löysimme kummiski*monen minuutin ehtimisen jälkeen..* aivan ihanan italialaisen ravintolan, jossa söimme kanaa ja lehtipiffiä^^ And drank coke + margaritas!

After this I got a message from Ricchan, saying that our beloved boys will be at/in(? sux with prepositions..T__T* TurQ at 20.00 So, me and Yuni-sensei headed to the*gay bar!* hostel, to drink and wait for teh boys! >.<

When the boys arrived*switching from Finnish to English, sowwy..But nowadays my writings in Finnish suck so..>.<* we had started to drink ’n’ mix the booze* BTW we had salmiakki shnapsi, Cranberry Koskenkorva long drinks, Coke, Pear Juissi and Teho ^^* At first the atmoshpere was really awkward, me and Yuni-sensei sitting on the other side of the room and boys on the other side. Finally I went to get some coke from the fridge, felt frustrated and asked from the boys if they wanna join our drinking circle. And of course they joined us^_^ So, we drank, talked and got to know each other. And when it was time to go to sleep, me, Yuni-sensei and Vinkero were trying to get Ankero to sleep with us on the lower bunk, and when he came* sounds SOOOU wrong >.<* he decided to rape Vinkero & Yuni-sensei because I was the pillow at the moment >.< Anyway, I got tired of certain people humping me so I decided to go and sleep on my own as Ankeroi did too. This of course meant that Yuni-sensei decided to start her oh-so-porn-sounding tickle fight with Vinkero>.< And then we slept. For 2 hours >.<

Saturday morning. Wake up 6.00 AM. I feeling perky, the others, well, tired >.< To the harbour by taxi because of the effing rain*and because I was surrounded by 3 ladies..>.<* Enivei, we met Ricchan there and got our tickets to*the gay bar!* the cruise. And then waiting. Then running & trying to find our cabinet. Chillaxing. Tok seminar. Boring. Leaving. Dressing up & waiting. Buffet tickets from Ricchan–> EATING!!!

And then the best part begins. First of all, we found a fucking DDR from the boat!! And the best part of it was that instead of the usual 3 games we danced 15 games which cost only 2 euros>.< So, sweaty, muscles sore but still happy ^__^ After this we went to see what was happening on the stage. And found a nice show where there were nice & firm male dancers also ^__^ Then we went to cool down to our cabinet. And then to the bar! To have some margaritas! And then the boys found us. We had few drinks with them, boys drinking their non-alcoholic drinks first, then Ankero wanted Forrest Gumb*which I fell in love with^^* so Yuni-sensei bought him one*well, with HIS money of course..* So, drinking and enjoying the music*there was a live band* After a while Ankero disappears, leaving Vinkero with two girls he doesn’t know that well, so of course he went to see where Ankero was but never returned back. But me & Yuni-sensei enjoyed the live band and the dance show after that ^__^

Then we found the guys again. Some walking, talking and waiting for the boat to come to Stockholm.  And when the boat was going back to Turku–> to the shop!! And of course we had to buy booze, much booze >.< So, our catch was a bottles of Martini, Sex on the Beach, Koskenkorva strawberry, cans of Gin, Teho, Koskenkorva Lime long drink and Smirnoff.*Nice..!!!* Then we went to the boys’ cabinet to drink these. But before we got to start, the guardian from Rovaniemi for the boys came to check is everything OK with the boys. And thank yaoi gods she didn’t see the bottles and cans of booze on the floor of the cabin! So, we drank, talked and had fun. And of course there had to be a dancing Ankero, very drunk Vinkero*who got some Coolers because Yama went to buy him some..*, brow-lifting Ricchan, laughing Yuni-sensei and mother-hen Yama >.< We wanted to go to the disco but unfortunately Vinkero was too drunk* ”Nyt lähetään ettimään mulle tyttöystävää!” ”Hon, you’re so drunk that we can’t!! (and the room includes 3 girls, and one of them is horny as hell so your point is..!)”* to go and Ankero was too sleepy. So the awesome night ended at 00.36 or sånt..

And again, wake up at 6.00 AM. Dressing up, me going to check if the boys are OK*and thank god they were..* Then arriving at Turku, cursing, waiting for the train, oh-so-boring train journey to Tampere. But, the journey from Tampere to Oulu was full of Yuni-sensei and Yama talking about their future kids*well, Yuni-sensei talking the most, Yama just mentioning*

And the journey ends. Of course we had to thank the boys for the awesome trip.

Then, dicussion. AKA the best & angsty part of mih thoughts.

Elis.. Alku aina hankala, as someone wise once upon time said.. The begin was kind awkward and.. lame, but as we all get to know each other, we became really good friends. My concern is that will the things be kinda like they were on the cruise? Becaus I wanna still be kinda-like friends with the boys*hellöy vaan if you’re reading my epic journal of doomness and angst..>.<* but I’m just scared they will start to ignore me(/we..)..*well, at least Ankero has talked to me.. Well, only asked for the pics ’n’ stuff. T___T* and you know I won’t like that. I have had too many moments and times when there has been this kind of situations where we are best pals first and then some starts to ignore me *Kishimoto-sama only knows why..*

But yeesh, good cruise. If things go as I want*which they never will* we shall be kinda-like-friends foreva~! But we ska se..

Now, music. Leevi & The Leavings Unelmia ja Toimistohommia is the #1 but it’s too lame as it’s the theme song of ToK-cruise.. So..

We Like To Party by Vengaboys *my fuck the tune in the beginning sounds like Mickey Mouse March para para!!O___o*

We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party

Ive got something to tell ya
Ive got news for you
Gonna put some wheels in motion
Get ready cause were coming through
Hey now, hey now, heres what I say now
Happiness is just around the corner
Hey now, hey now, heres what I say now
Well be there for you

The vengabus is coming
And everybodys jumping
New york to san fransisco
An intercity disco
The wheels of steel are turning
And traffic lights are burning
So if you like to party
Get on and move your body

We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party

Hey now, hey now, heres what I say now
Happiness is just around the corner
Hey now, hey now, heres what I say now
Well be there for you

The vengabus is coming
And everybodys jumping
New york to san fransisco
An intercity disco
The wheels of steel are turning
And traffic lights are burning
So if you like to party
Get on and move your body

The vengabus is coming
And everybodys jumping
New york to san fransisco
An intercity disco
The wheels of steel are turning
And traffic lights are burning
So if you like to party
Get on and move your body

We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party

The vengabus is coming, the vengabus is coming
The vengabus is coming, the vengabus is..

The vengabus is coming
And everybodys jumping
New york to san fransisco
An intercity disco
The wheels of steel are turning
And traffic lights are burning
So if you like to party
Get on and move your body

The vengabus is coming
And everybodys jumping
New york to san fransisco
An intercity disco
The wheels of steel are turning
And traffic lights are burning
So if you like to party
Get on and move your body

The vengabus is coming

B-Boys and Fly Girls by Bomfunk MCs *because Anssi looks kewl when he break dances^__^*

B-Boys Flygirls throw your hands in the air.

Aah yeah, like you just don’t care.

Old skool sounds, come down blastin’

all the homies in the house, you know they be maxin’

Coolin’ out with style-like back in the days

Representin’ the skills, puttin’ suckers in their place

Funky fresh-with the most finest

DJ cuttin’ records, so u could impress

All the flygirls, yeah-the sexy ladies

See, ain’t no doubt about what’s happening later

B-Boys Flygirls throw your hands in the air.

Aah yeah, like you just don’t care.

Two turntables and a microphone

That’s all we need to rock on the show

Bam, bam, bam-are you ready for yes-yes-yal(’in)

Get your funky ass up-this is tha last calling

Funky fresh-with the most finest

DJ cuttin’ records, so u could impress

All the flygirls, yeah-the sexy ladies

See, ain’t no doubt about what’s happening later

B-Boys Flygirls throw your hands in the air.

Aah yeah, like you just don’t care.

And finally..Our fave song..

Something Going On – Bomfunk MC’s feat. Jessica Folker

Crack it, we will crack it

crack it, crack it, we will crack it

speed of light – ooh

running right – aah

the way we strike

surprise, surprise

the glorious knigths

shining so bright

ooh – we all came for

to see the true battle

the rumble and the rattle

the challenge that will

drop you off the saddle

now, hold on tight

here we go – can you handle

CHORUS

I know there’s something going on

heeyey heeyey naah naah ooouh ooh

I know there’s something going on

there is something going on

I know it won’t be long

it won’t be long before you’re gone

there’s something going on

to see the true battle

the rumble and the rattle

there抯 something going on

to see the true battle

the rumble and the rattle

Crack it, we will crack it

crack it, crack it, we will crack it

fire in dem – soul

make you go – go

every last man on the

defence know

stakes are high

oh my – oh my

everybody is watching

u be under eagle-eye

closer than – ooh

we want more

where there’s a will

there’s a way, ride on

c’mon c’mon, keep, keep it on

pump that pressure

we are about to take it home

CHORUS

Crack it, we will crack it

crack it, crack it, we will crack it

give me what you got

the going gets tough

we gotta rock – we gotta rock

and we ain’t gonna stop, till we get enough

so pump it, pump it – trip on this

make it look so easy like a flick of a wrist

you might be bad but you don’t have this

here we come – pam – pam

yes, it’s the champion

on the run – number one

now, this is how it’s done

uuuap – uuuap

you’ll be on for a ride

uuuap – uuuap

it’s the cup of life

ooooh – ooooh

no more mr.nice

ooooh – ooooh

we gonna battle to survive

our minds are set

see the effect

we come correct

and we are your best bet

just check the way we wreck

we gonna rock – yep

cos’ ain’t no shortcut for real respect

CHORUS

Crack it, we will crack it

crack it, crack it, we will, crack it

So.. In conclusion

THANK YOU FOR THE AWESOME TRIP!!

Yamato

PS. I might add some piccies here when Yuni-sensei sends some to me ^__^

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It’s been 8 years…

Since I started to fanboy Thomas Andrew Felton.

8 years. And still it amazes me how deeply I
am attached to him.. Creeps me out somehow but somehow it’s the only
thing that gives me this happy, warm fuzzy giddy feeling of
deep..something..

And I know I am never gonna get him,
believe me, but I just cannot let go. It keeps me hopeful*and Tom
Felton if you ever read this text please don’t consider me as some kind
of a stalker of yours.. Just see this as a..desperate and idiotic
genderqueer’s drunken talk*even though I’m not drunk* Just read it
damnttebayo!!*

Really, why again babbling about him? Because of nice things, I became
angsty and I decided to oggle what’s happening to my dear
wannabe-blondie.. And here he was, his awesome songs on youtube.. I
crashed again, fading away to my dream-dream-land..

He’s amazing fella. It’s pity that I will never ever have him or anyone even near to him.

But it’s ok, as long as I can watch his movies and listen to his music, I’m happy.

Yamato
Time Isn’t Healing by Feltbeats
*it amazes me how well the lyrics tell how I see him*
Tick tock goes the clock

Time is going so slow

And I’m supposed to be fast asleep

A couple hours ago

So I, I need to exercise

The right I’ve got to rest these eyes

And I, I need to knock on some doors

Then I won’t have to lie here by myself anymore

Cause time isn’t healing

Pretty sick of staring at my ceiling

And I, I can’t help the way I feel about you

Cause time isn’t healing

Pretty sick of staring at my ceiling

And I, I can’t help the way I’ve fallen for you

I have a run to try to send me to sleep

But things aren’t all that they seem

The only time I seem to spend with you

Is all in my dreams

So I, I need to let her go

Would it have worked, I guess I’ll never know

And I, I need to hit the road

And find me a girl of my own

Cause time isn’t healing

Pretty sick of staring at my ceiling

And I, I can’t help the way I feel about you

Cause time isn’t healing

Pretty sick of staring at my ceiling

And I, I can’t help the way I feel about you

And I, I can’t help the way I feel about you

And I, I can’t help the way I’ve fallen for you

Silhouettes In Sunsets by Feltbeats

*gotta love that smile at the end of Silhouettes In Sunsets ^___^*

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…Klassinen ASGHFDSFDFDSDGFGAH!

And Bella Lugosi’s Dead..



Keltaiset kumisaappaat ja sammakkosateenvarjo.



Syksy. Lehtiä puisto täynnä!



Silti, kemian tunnit on arsesta..Jopa fysiikka menettelee..



Ja matikkaa! En jaksa samperi enää jottain effing funktioita!!



MÄ TAHON IISALMEEN!!!



Ja tahon tavata uusia ihmisiä..



Sitä vois vaikka koittaa rakastua johonkin uuteen..



Mä meen heti kävelee kun lauantai koittaa



Ja katsotaan Suomeaa..



I JUST WANNA *feel real love* JUMP!!



Mut hei, ei se oo niin OUTOA jos 19vee immeinen leikkii hiekkalaatikolla.



Ja jossain vaihees laskee pari liukua ^^



Ja sitten vois myös kerätä ISON kasan lehtiä ja olla taas lapsi..



Toisaalta, jos ois ahkera ja tylsä, niin lukis jo kokeisiin, ja tekis pari prakua.. Muttei jaksa >.< XP



Ooh, ja onnee Joonakselle isyydestä!



Kasvata ne yhtä hyvis ku sä.. Oot niin malli-isä ja kaikkee..>.<



Sillä Otto on lonkero ~(-.-)~



Mutta voi noita muistoja.. ^____^



The Bluest Eyes, I have ever seen.. Yritin olla päivän ilman niitä, muttei siitä mitään tullu -__-’



Mut ne vaan on nyt niin IHANIA!!



Ja vielki vituttaa ku missasin Urpot! PRKLÖ!



Rahalla saa ja konilla piäsöö.. Joten lähetkös "ratsastaa"? ~.^



LoLz >.<



Mä tahon piirtää, Muumeja eritoten. Mutku en osaa. Aina joku on mua parempi jossain.



Sano mis mä oon hyvä, oo kiltti!



Mut kohta pääsee luistelemaan.. Vaikka luistimet puristaaki ^^



Joten, miksi sitten kaipasin Sirpaa? Ja onko Jyväskyl parempi ku Joensuu?



Joen Suu.. The Bluest Eyes..^^



Että haista sinä pitkät ja ala tulla laskemaan mäkeä meijän kua!!



Omassa randomissa tilassaan,

 Yamato

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Because I cannot resist the temptation..And because of Naru-chan’s B-day!!

Will I get far in life?
"Vanishing Love" by X Japan … Maybe..

How do my friends see
me?
"Comfort In Sound" by Feeder … Because
they like my voice and find themselves in peace when I talk..? Lolz

Where will I get
married?
"Valaiden
laulu" by Maj Karma… (Song of the Whales roughly translated)
When I hear the song of the whales perhaps? Kewl, maybe I’m in Hawaii and meet
the Right One.. Lolz >.<

What is my best friend’s
theme song?
"Distance" by Karsh Kale .. That’s true, all
my friends (very good friends I have known for a long time) live at least 200km
away from me.. Nice!

What is the story of my
life?
"Memory ~at home~" from Fruits Basket .. Yep,
I live in the past of my sweet home

What was high school
like?
"Burning Man" by Third Eye Blind … I was
BURNING inside.. >.<

How can I get ahead in
life?
"Bad Touch(Discovery Channel)" by Bloodhound
Gang.. *starts to laugh horribly loud* to watch the effing discovery
channel/  You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s do it like
they do it on the discovery channel!

What is the best thing
about me?
"In the Navy(Mix ’ 99)" by Captain Jack … I’m
like a navy guy..? Lolz, I like navy color? >.< Ooh, I know! I like 90s
pop!

How is today going to
be?
"Seou Shukumei" by Ooshima Michiru from
Nabari no Ou original soundtrack … (Burdened Fate roughly translated.. Might
have other meaning also..) This day was meant to be, it was written in the
stars >.<

What is in store for
this weekend?
"Break It Up" by Scooter .. Something so
cool that I must have it so badly that I shall break something/the thing I want

What song describes my
parents?
"Ukkonen" by Maj Karma .. (Thunder roughly
translated) Yep.. There are sometimes thunder and lightning between me and my
parents.. It clears the air, as thunder does

My grandparents?
"Nobody’s Fool" by Avril Lavigne … Yep, I
only have grandpa(mom’s dad) and grandma(dad’s mom) and both of them have lost
wife or husband.. So they’re old and lonely AKA nobody’s fools.

How is my life going?
"Heads" by Feeder … It sometimes feels
like I have two or three extra heads these days..Or then it’s all about heads
and tails

What song will they play
at my funeral?
"High" by Feeder … Because I died high? I
was at the top of something? I was pilot?! Kewl!!

How does the world see
me?
"Piece By Piece" by Feeder .. *Feeder
marathon I see..* Maybe the world only sees pieces of me, not the whole thing I
am

Will I have a happy
life?
"Naruto’s Daily Life" by Toshiro Matsuda .. Yay,
I shall live like Naru-chan!! Ans Happy Birthday my beloved Naruto

What do my friends
really think of me?
"Burning" by Darude .. I’m burning inside? I’m
burning? Yeah baby, I’m ON FIRE TONIGHT!!

Do people secretly lust
after me?
"Rhythm Divine" by Enrique Iglesias … Of
course, I’m rhythm divine!

How can I make myself
happy?
"Maesa"
by Halavatun Papat .. To speak savo or find a girl named Maisa

What should I do with my
life?
"Protection" by Kent … To gain protection?
Protect myself? The question is from whom..

Will I ever have
children?
"Running From You" by Saving Abel … They
would run away from me or then the sperm candidates would run away.. Nice
>.<

What is some good
advice?
"The Gospel Truth" by Jocelyn Brown from
Hercules .. Go away from me Christianity! Stop hunting me!

What is my signature
dancing song?
"Draco and Harry"  by Whomping Willows
.. YAY! OTP!! Gays!! Story of life!! Definitely my song!

What do I think my
current theme song is?
"Onomatopoeettinen
alkoholiliike" by Kontra … (Onomatopoetic liquor
company.. I suck at translating T__T*) Umm.. I’m drunk nowadays? >.< And
very close to the sound of nature!

What does everyone else
think my current theme song is?
"One Step Beyond" by Karsh Kale … I’m
ahead of everyone else? I walk my own path? Who knows..

What type of men/women
do you like?
"Lapin
kesä" by Vesa-Mati Loiri … (Lappland’s summer) I
like boys who like Lappland and its summer? Close to nature? Could be, I love
Lappland and nature so.. ^__^

What did you think of
this meme?
"Everytime I Look For You" by Blink-182 .. Yep,
I’m always looking for the next meme!!

 

See ya next time!!

Yamato

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Fill with song name thingie..

Always wanted to do this!

If someone
says “is this okay?” you say… 
”I Guess You’re Right” by The Posies … Always agreeing.. yep..

How would you describe yourself?
”Chip of the Bloch” by Ima Robot …  Ima
Genius! >.<

What do you like in a guy/girl?
”Darwin” by Third Eye Blind … That he/she agrees Darwin’s evolution theories?
He/she likes Darwin? Darwinism? Natural Selection? Galapagos Islands!

How do you feel today?
”Listen Up” by Oasis .. Yep, I feel like attention whore >.<

What is your life’s purpose?
” In The Devil’s Snare And The Flying Keys” by John Williams from Harry Potter
and the Sorcerer’s Stone … To live in a Harry Potter World.. Kewl!! *Draco here I come!!*

What is your motto?
”Challenge” by Masashi Hamauzu from Final Fantasy X .. Challenge everything!

What do your friends think of you?
”Honey & the Moon” by Joseph Arthur .. Because I’m so sweet and kind
>.<

What do you think of your parents?
”Summertime” by Captain Jack … They bring me summer? >.<

What do you think about very often?
”Dangerous Life” by Ima Robot.. Well, life can be dangerous, and maybe it is..
O.o

What is 2 + 2?
”Gone” by SR-71 .. Yep, the answer gone ^__^

What do you think of your best friend?
”Storm Center” by Shiro Sagisu from Bleach .. I guess she sometimes is.. ^__^

What do you think of the person you like?
”Just A Day” by Feeder .. The person I like would only like me for a day? I
would like him/her for a day?

What is your life story?
”Eetteripyörretango” by Maj Karma … Means Etherswirltango roughly translated..
And maybe my life is. Well, it is one effing swirl and tango!

What do you want to be when you grow up?
”I’ll Kill You” by X-Japan … I will be a murderer or a mad man..w00t?

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
”Here I Am” by Bryan Adams … Yep, notice me you baka!!


What will you dance to at your wedding?
”Unity Without Words part II” by Scooter … Sounds nice^___^

What will they play at your funeral?
”Wisemen” by James Blunt … I died as a wise man?! Cool!

What is your hobby/interest?
”Return of the Mack” by Mark Morrison … * searching google * Trucks, a band
names Mack, a pimp, raincoat.. Yesh, a hobby of mine..^___^ ‘

What is your biggest fear?
”View From Heaven” by Yellowcard …. I’m afraid of flying/ religional heaven? 

What is your biggest secret?
”Bulletproof Cupid” by Placebo … Yeps, at nights I’m bulletproof Cubid so no
one can kill me >.< Ooh, the secret life of love messenger..


What do you think of your friends?
”Sleepless Beauty” by K.ITO + D.K … Yeps, most of them are beauty queens and
love to sleep!


What will you post this as?
”Date With the Night” by Yeah Yeah Yeahs … Let’s go Batman..

Yamato

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